情人节送MM一个不得不爱的礼物

Function IIF(express, trueValue, falseValue)
    If express Then
        IIF = trueValue
    Else
        IIF = falseValue
    End If
End Function

Dim title
Dim template
Dim content
Dim count

title = "Valentine's Day Gift"

template = ""
template = template & "           (\____/)" & vbCrLf
template = template & "           / @__@ \" & vbCrLf
template = template & "          (  <OO>  )" & vbCrLf
template = template & "           '-,~~,-'" & vbCrLf
template = template & "            /    \" & vbCrLf
template = template & "           / love \_@" & vbCrLf
template = template & "         (/ /    \ \)" & vbCrLf
template = template & "          WW------WW" & vbCrLf
template = template & "+----------------------------+" & vbCrLf
template = template & "|                            |" & vbCrLf
template = template & "|    {message}  |" & vbCrLf
template = template & "|                            |" & vbCrLf
template = template & "+----------------------------+" & vbCrLf

count = 0
Do
    count = (count + 1) Mod 5
    content = Replace(template, "{message}", IIF(count = 0, "师太，你就从了老衲吧！", "MM, do you love me?   "))
Loop Until vbYes = MsgBox(content, vbYesNo, title)

content = ""
content = content & "          __" & vbCrLf
content = content & "     _   / /|" & vbCrLf
content = content & "    |\\  \/_/ I love you too!" & vbCrLf
content = content & "    \_\| / __   By redraiment" & vbCrLf
content = content & "       \/_/__\           .-=='/~\" & vbCrLf
content = content & "____,__/__,_____,______)/   /{~}}}" & vbCrLf
content = content & "-,------,----,-----,---,\'-' {{~}}" & vbCrLf
content = content & "                         '-==.\}/" & vbCrLf
MsgBox content, vbYes, title